You know, a lot of people come up to us and say,

"Hey Danny Sexbang and Ninja Brian, you guys wear a lot of spandex and 

live together. Are you gay?"

Pff, I have to laugh. Ha ha ha ha ha!

Could you imagine that? If we were gay?

Could you imagine?



A newborn deer runs through a field

A rainbow shines from Heaven

A child's smile lights up the room

As Brian blows a dude



A star shoots in from outer space

A puppy licks its mother

A ray of sunlight through the trees

As Brian licks a sack



There would be no sadness

If we were super gay

Just unicorns and magic

If we were super gay



We would all be flying

On a tasteful pink duvet

But mostly Brian

Mostly Brian's gay

Ooh, ooh ooh Brian's gay ooh oooooh



Here's a list of things that Brian likes to suck



Dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick 

dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick balls



Dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick 

dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick balls! One! Two! Balls!



Your dick, my dick, your dick, my dick, your dick, my dick, your dick, my 

dick

your dick, your dick, your dick, your dick, balls!



My balls and dick! Dick, dick, dick, dick ,dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, 

dick, oh shit!