I am the toughest f**king ninja

That you've ever seen

I killed a king

And changed the course of European history



But that's all in the past

I am changing fast

I'm switching up my stance



'Cause I just wanna

I just wanna dance!



Look at me I'm dancing!

Son of a bitch I'm dancing!

Watch me go!

Watch me go!



I've banged a thousand hotter girls

Than the hottest girl you've ever seen

I'll ninja-thrust and take you to orgasmic places

You have never been



But I don't want romance

Or any dalliance

So button up your pants



'Cause I just wanna

I just wanna dance!



You gotta believe I'm dancing

Jesus the Christ I'm dancing!

You now believe in God!