When I was 10, froggy 'n' bad, the first taste of puddin' I ever had, my sister's friend, sweet little Sue. In the backyard, in a little shed, first time that I was fed--- that tasty dish, just for two.



C'mon gimme some of that shakey puddin', cause it's so doggone good. 

You know I love your lovin', honeywouldn't quit you if I could.



Well I was raised a little cad, with a stack of Playboys my daddy had, 

soon I was on the road to sin. 

Some Catholic girls liked to play along, sneakin' out to Van Halen songs. 

That began my life-long binge. 

I thought about a normal life, instead of runnin' around half the night, 

takin' someone to slow me down. 

I could be some girl's Mister Right, settle down, three kids and a wife, 

that really don't sound so bad.



C'mon gimme some of that shakey puddin', cause it's so doggone good. 

You know I love your lovin', honeywouldn't quit you if I could.