With Southern Fries And A Salad Dressed 

Or, Better Still, Undressed 

And She'll Come Microwaved And Hot 

Loving All The Things You've Got 

And You Will Be Everything You're Not 

When She's Around 



And She'll Be Made In Heaven, 

In Heaven, They Said 

That She'll Be Made In Heaven, 

Forever In Your Head 



You Can Keep It If You Want, Or Throw It Away 

She Comes Free With Metallic Paint And A Three 

Year Warantee 

You Can Pull Her On Like A Pair Of Jeans Or 

Drink Her Down Like The Real Thing 

And She'll Have A Mind To Call Your Own 

And She Won't Wait To Get You Home 

To Get You Home 



And She'll Be Made In Heaven, 

In Heaven, They Said 

That She'll Be Made In Heaven, 

Forever In Your Head 



She'll Make You Fly, She'll Take You Deep 

When She Comes Walking In Your Sleep 

But They Made You A Promise They 

Couldn't Keep 

When They Told You