Mary Lee let's jump the turnstile
It's been awhile and I wanted to say
You're very dear to me
Found out in therapy

Sandra Jane let's play in your school-yard
You're so smart, I just want to tell you
You're very dear to me
You and your chemistry

Oh, and you will find
That it's the defects of our minds
Which brings us here
t-t-t-t-together

You're so elite with your feminist prose
You're very dear to me
Despite your poetry

Eustacia, bounding and gagging
You're such a thrill, I put you right on the pill
You're very dear to me
Now have your way with me

Oh, and you will find
That it's the defects of our minds
Which brings us here
t-t-t-t-together