Do you have the time to listen to me whine 

About nothing and everything all at once 

I am one of those 

Melodramatic fools 

Neurotic to the bone 

No doubt about it 



Sometimes I give myself the creeps 

Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me 

It all keeps adding up 

I think I'm cracking up 

Am I just paranoid? 

I'm just stoned 



I went to a shrink 

To analyze my dreams 

She says it's lack of sex that's bringing me down 

I went to a whore 

He said my life's a bore 

And quit my whining cause it's bringing her down 



Grasping to control 

So you better hold on