TEACHER: 

Good morning boys and girl. I am your substitute teacher. My name is Ms. Seagal. The topic 



for today is: What you like to be when you grow up? You, over there in the jeans shirt, 



what you want to be when you grow up? 



STUDENT A: 

Why you gonna start with ya, brother? I wanna be a baseball player, brother. 



TEACHER: 

Alright, that's a pretty good profession. You, over there in the black shirt, what you want 



to be when you grow up? 



STUDENT B: 

I like to be a lawyer. 



TEACHER: 

All right, that's a pretty good profession too. Hey you, in the back, an asian boy. What's 



your name? 



HOWIE: 

My name is Howie. 



TEACHER: 

Hi Howie! What you want to be when you grow up? 



HOWIE: 

I wanna be a motherfuckin' punk rock, to get the liberty.