Hello, boys and girls, 

This is your old pal Stinky Wizzleteats 

This is a song about a whale, 

No! This is a song about being happy! 

That's right! It's the Happy Happy Joy Joy song! 



Happy Happy Joy Joy

Happy Happy Joy Joy

Happy Happy Joy Joy

Happy Happy Joy Joy

Happy Happy Joy Joy

Happy Happy Joy Joy

Happy Happy Joy Joy Joy!



I don't think you're happy enough, 

That's right! I'll teach you to be happy!

I'll teach your grandmother to suck eggs! 

Now, boys and girls, let's try it again.



Happy Happy Joy Joy

Happy Happy Joy Joy

Happy Happy Joy Joy

Happy Happy Joy Joy

Happy Happy Joy Joy

Happy Happy Joy Joy

Happy Happy Joy Joy Joy!



If'n you ain't the granddaddy of all liars! 

Think of the little critters of nature... 

They don't know that they're ugly! 

That's very funny! 

A fly marrying a bumblebee! 

I told you I'd shoot! But you didn't believe me! 

Why didn't you believe me? 



Happy Happy Joy Joy

Happy Happy Joy Joy

Happy Happy Joy Joy

Happy Happy Joy Joy

Happy Happy Joy Joy

Happy Happy Joy Joy

Happy Happy Happy Happy

Happy Happy Happy Happy

Happy Happy Joy Joy Joy!