Nick Cave and The Bad Seeds
Nick Cave and The Bad Seeds - The Ballad Of Robert Moore And Betty Coltraine lyrics
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And a little bald man with wing-nuts ears was waiting in the car Well, Robert Moore passed the frog-eyed man as he walked into the bar And Betty Coltraine she jumped under her table "What's your pleasure?" asked the barman, he had a face like boiled meat "There's a girl called Betty Coltraine that I have come to see" "But I ain't seen that girl 'round here for more than a week" And Betty Coltraine she hid beneath the table Well, then in came a sailor with mermaids tattooed on his arms Followed by the man with wing-nut ears who was waiting in the car Well, Robert Moore sensed trouble, he'd seen it coming from afar And Betty Coltraine she gasped beneath the table Well, the sailor said, "I'm looking for my wife! They call her Betty Coltraine" And the frog-eyed man said, "That can't be! That's my wife's maiden name!" And the man with the wing-nut ears said, "Hey, I married her back in Spain" And Betty Coltraine crossed herself beneath the table Well, Robert Moore stepped up and said, "That woman is my wife" And he drew a silver pistol and a wicked Bowie knife And he shot the man with the wing-nut ears straight between the eyes And Betty Coltraine she moaned under the table Well, the frog-eyed man jumped at Robert Moore who stabbed him in the chest As Mr. Frog-Eyes died, he said, "Betty, you're the girl that I loved best" Then the sailor pulled a razor and Robert blasted him to bits And, "Betty, I know you're under the table!" "Well, have no fear," said Robert Moore, "I do not want to hurt you Never a woman did I love near half as much as you You are the blessed sun to me, girl, and you are the sacred moon" And Betty shot his legs out from under the table Well, Robert Moore went down heavy with a crash upon the floor And over to his thrashing body Betty Coltraine she did crawl She put the gun to the back of his head and pulled the trigger once more And blew his brains out all over the table Well, Betty stood up and shook her head and waved the smoke away Said, "I'm sorry, Mr. Barman, to leave your place this way" As she emptied out their wallets, she said, "I'll collect my severance pay" Then she winked and threw a dollar on the table