[Chorus: Greg Nice]

Together we're coolin, the mic we're rulin

Suckers we're schoolin, you better stop booin

Skill trade (we know what we doin)



[Greg Nice]

My name is Greg Nice I like to swing

Went to Canal Street I bought the dookie rings

After that, I bought a fur

Then I went to see the lady for a manicure

Cut my nails down low and my rings was glowin

Around my neck the dookie ropes was showin

Went outside, to the BM ride

With the VVS rims on all fo' sides

I was, butter soft had on fresh gear

Kickin it live to the girl in the air

Baby doll, when can we hang?

You got my number, give me a rang

Called me up yo, late one night

Let's get busy cause the time was right

You know what she wanted, she wanted to do (What? What?)

Yo she wanted to date (what?) she wanted to OOH!

Took her to the movies, I took her to dinner

Told her I'm a vet, I ain't no beginner

Grabbed her hand and said, "Let's catch a cab

baby don't worry I'll pay the tab"

Dug in my pockets, for the gusto

Big bills, had nothin low



[Greg Nice]



[Smooth Bee]

The S to the M double-O T-H'er

B-E-E no time to waste

Ah right about now I'm gonna reminisce

of how a fly MC became a rap-ologist

Around the time when Chubby Checker, invented "The Twist"

I used to play spin the bottle, run catch and kiss

Smooth Bee's my name, that's what I said

I got a blue Mercedes, a big brass bed

I live on a hill overlookin a view

and I came here tonight just to rock for you

So let's a rock y'all, and get dowwwn

Let's take a trip on a funky merry-go-round

You see, round and around and around we go

And when the funky beat stops everybody will know

Cause there's a time and a place where we'll all have fun

and Smooth Bee will be your number one

Master of Ceremonies and you must admit

that I was, born and raised to make top hits

So vicious, malicious, and very discrete

I have mystical powers I perform any fete

I'm gonna be ranked at the top of my field

I'm gonna see my name in the Rappers Guild

with all the other rappers, who wanna be known

I'll be boastin with a gold-tone microphone

Cause I'm death-defyin, never caught lyin

Not a female's love I'm ever caught buyin

Get so much sex that I might explode

and on a sperm count scale I'm an overload



[Chorus]



[Greg Nice]

Yo, I'm a trooper, and I do loopers

I do stunts and I smoke blunts

Forty ounce of private stizzinock

Standin on the corner, holdin my jizzinock

Watching all the GIRLS, PASS

Boy she got a BIG (oooh oooh)

Hey, baby, whatcha eatin?

Looks to me, like you be beefin

Sneakin by I saw you peepin

Did you think Greg Nice was sleepin?

I'm not rich like Donald Trump

And I don't have no big fat lump

Slouch, only on the couch

And if you fight me girl I will say ouch

(Ahhhhh yeah!)



[Chorus]



[Smooth Bee]

Smooth Bee guaranteed to make a mic sing

I'm Smooth Bee I'm guaranteed, to give you what you need

Not a sip not a swallow but the whole damn bottle

Got a lot of juice but my girl cut me loose

for a sucker with cazals and plate named Bruce

Little did she know that I'm choice and not moist

Undisputed rapper with a golden voice

An entrepeneur, undercover love

Man of the world with my life to explore

Minks socks leather suits shirts made of velour

Smooth articulate entertainer MC

I'm rappin to a funky beat, my dialogue's unique

Every time she sees me she offers me a skeeze

She says, "Please Smooth Bee, please, please!

Let me ride in your blue Mercedes"

I taunt and tease as she drops to her knees

and I let her wipe my nose everytime that I sneeze..

.. we know what we doin!



[Chorus]



[GN] A skill trade [SB] We know what we doin

[GN] A skill trade [SB] We know what we doin



[both]

Teddy Ted down with the skill trade

Slice and dice, he must get paid

Sip iced tea, and lay in the shade

You gaze be dazed as he will amaze!



[Teddy Ted cuts'n'scratches]