[all singing off key]

We'd like to teach the world to sing

in perfect harmony



What's your name?

I'm Teddy Ted

My name is Greg Nice

and I'm MC Smooth Bee



[Greg Nice]

Humor!  I'll make you laugh

Go take a bath you don't know the half

Yeah my structure, is like a skyscraper

Greg, Nice not a comic book caper

Like Bruce Wayne or even Dick Grayson

I'm not Freddie and I'm not Jason

I hate base and, chasin clouds of illusion

Mass confusion, which drug are you usin?

Greg, N-I-C-E

Freelance style, mother's last child

I'm buckwild don't make me pull your file

Used to wear a frown now you wear a smile

Teddy Ted is the jewel of the Nile

The original ooh child, versatile

Eagles wanna fly, rappers made to ramble

My name is Greg Nice I used to scramble

Met this dip who changed my world around

At night she wore diamonds and pearls, and I say

what a way to agree, she walked up to me and said umm

"Oh no, it can't be!

The incredible sounds of Greg N-I-C-E"

I said yes, Nice Greg, Greg N-I-C-E

Come to my cabin baby doll and see

Thirty minutes we can go around the galaxy

She, bought it for sure when I walked through the door

Turned around I saw her bloomers on the floor

I said umm, golly gee I know this can't be

Then I thought BA-BOW did it all for me

So we got busy and her name was Missy

I gave her permission to be my main squeeze

Never felt lips like these, I'm telling you!

She blessed me well, made me perspire

Missy, my number one heart's desire



[Smooth Bee]

Rhymes, rhymes, rhymes

I just write rhymes, as I incline I design

Denyin me is like frontin on Jesus

And it's a sin to begin, knowing you'll never win

You wanna be my friend?  Blend

I can't extend, neither pretend

to be better than the next man, that only comes in when

others try to apprehend fake styles and then smile

while I create rhymes by the miles

No hot towels, nor weak bowels

What's with the why's anw who's, you're not an owl

I'm watching you, mm-hmm, ready to close in

And like a thief in the night, nobody knows

when I'll strike and flex and vex, against your literature

I don't bite but I write while you snore

I have to rupture your senses while you pay consequences

Smooth Bee not he now battle commences

I'm VICKING YOU!  Of all your knowledge and all of your lessons

Of all your strifes through life and all your BLESSINGS

Terminating you!  Subtracting cells from your brain

Can you refrain?  Let me explain

Nice & Smooth came to leave a stain

Nice & Smooth came to leave a stain