Next and 50
 (Uh-huh)
 Next and 50
 Next and 50
 Next and 50

 Yo, yo my imagination is more vivid than life
 Playboy November issue page three was my wife
 I ain't never had a problem with going for dough
 I did a Jordan in the box I grew it myself
 I go up and down like a merry go round
 Visions of some...splash
 I touch on myself when ain't no shorties to touch me
 After this joint half the hood gon' want to fuck me

 [R.L.]
 I can imagine you're here
 In your Vicky panties and brassier yeah
 It's like your sexy moans I hear
 Got a player gettin' wet down there, I swear
 I close my eyes and when you appear
 Me on top you on top even from the rear yeah
 Call in sick to work
 Can't get worse, damn I'm a jerk

 [Next]
 I'm all alone and I'm trippin' my girl
 I keep on missin
 Got me fiendin' for the kitten
 I call but she don't listen
 I make the decision to handle my own business
 Back and forth with the rhythm
 Till I make the jizm
 I'm a jerk

 [R.L.]
 I e-mailed you, tried the cell too
 Tried to contact you
 But I failed too
 Pants swelled too
 What should I do?
 Touch myself?
 When I thought about you

 [50 Cent]
 Yo, yo at the end of the road
 Home sick than being sick of home
 I'd rather have a short to help me
 Then do it on my own
 Check me out I'd rather beat my own dick than trick
 That's a quote from BIG I take it back ya dig?
 I play the block to get my work off
 D's come I murk off
 Do a bid for rape fuck that I'd rather jerk off
 Listen time's money so I'm only into quickies
 I'm not a pretty boy so I ain't never been picky
 I make it real easy for you to bop to this
 Man I pop the Cris and I rock the wrist
 New CL 500 I'mma cop this shit
 It only come hard top so I'mma chop this shit
 Ballers they don't chase chicks they chase chips
 Champagne you take sips they guzzle the shit
 Only a selected few can rock to this
 Kaygee, 50 Cent, Next, ya stoppin' this?

 [Next]
 I'm all alone and I'm trippin' my girl
 I keep on missin
 Got me fiendin' for the kitten
 I call but she don't listen
 I make the decision to handle my own business
 Back and forth with the rhythm
 Till I make the jizm
 I'm a jerk

 I'm all alone and I'm trippin' my girl
 I keep on missin
 Got me fiendin' for the kitten
 I call but she don't listen
 I make the decision to handle my own business
 Back and forth with the rhythm
 Till I make the jizm
 I'm a jerk

 Loving me like me
 Especially when wife be acting funny
 Cause it don't need for no money
 And it can be so lovely
 Take your hand and aim to please
 Don't drip a drip on your Dungarees
 Take a towel and cover your jeans
 Move it back and forth till you see babies

 [Next]
 I'm all alone and I'm trippin' my girl
 I keep on missin
 Got me fiendin' for the kitten
 I call but she don't listen
 I make the decision to handle my own business
 Back and forth with the rhythm
 Till I make the jizm
 I'm a jerk

 I'm all alone and I'm trippin' my girl
 I keep on missin
 Got me fiendin' for the kitten
 I call but she don't listen
 I make the decision to handle my own business
 Back and forth with the rhythm
 Till I make the jizm
 I'm a jerk

 I'm a jerk, if your a jerk
 How do it work?
 Show me how you move it back and forth now baby
 For the guys and the girls
 Move it all around now work, oh yeah