I got this new girlfriend, 
She likes waking up early, instead of sleeping in 
And how she loves me for the dumb-ass that I truly am 
Yeah, I got this new girlfriend 
And honestly I probably shouldn't even call her mine 
She's so divine but, she's so coo-coo at the same damn 
time 
And I can't understand why it has taken so much time, 
To see this small town girl 
Is the catch of a life time 
She don't even know just who I am, 
Nooo, 
She don't even know just where I've been, 
Nooo, 
And every broken promise that I've ever made 
I promise you, 
From the deepest darkest corner of my heart, 
Just know my love is true 
She don't even know 
I got this new girlfriend, 
She likes scary movies and holding my hand 
And how she loves me for the fuck up that I truly am 
Yeah, 
I got this new girlfriend, 
And honestly, I probably shouldn't even call her mine 
She's so divine but she's so coo-coo at the same damn 
time 
And I can't understand why it has taken so much time, 
To see this small town girl, 
Is the catch of a life time 
She don't even know just who I am, 
Nooo, 
She don't even know just where I've been 
Nooo, 
And every broken promise that I've ever made 
I promise you, 
From the deepest darkest corner of my heart, 
Just know my love is true 
She don't even know 
I got this new girlfriend 
I never thought I'd fall in love again 
But how she loves me for the broken heart I truly am 
Yeah, 
I got this new girlfriend