I'm gonna get revenge on you
'Cause it's the only thing I've got left to do
You messed me up in your navy van, whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh
I'm gonna get you back and it's gonna be bad, whoa
I'm gonna get revenge on you
I'm gonna get revenge on you
I'm gonna get revenge on you, yeah
And so then there was the time
That, um, I showed you guys my new backpack
Which I had bought for tour
This really ugly orange backpack
But I bought it specifically
So that it wouldn't get confused
With all you other guy's backpacks
So anyhow you called me a few days later and you said
'Hey where'd you, where did you get that backpack?'
And I said, 'Well, I got it at K-Mart
If you get one, you should get the green one
Because that's totally different than my orange one'

Anyhow, so I show up at the tour van
Getting ready to go on tour
And who walks up with an orange backpack just like mine?
That's right, it was you
I'm not crazy, you're the one, that's crazy
You're the one that bought my same backpack
Ooh
I'm gonna get revenge on you
'Cause it's the only thing I've got left to do
You're a stupid ass backpack copying freak, whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh
I'm gonna get you back probably next week, whoa
I'm gonna get revenge on you
I'm gonna get revenge on you
Gonna get revenge on you
I said I-I-I'm gonna get-get-get
Re-venge-venge-venge on you-u-u
I'm gonna get revenge on you, yeah
On you and your backpack stealing self