with a pocket full of candy

and a bookcase full of porn

you buy stacks and stack of Hustlers

bags and bags of candy corn



when i see you at the beach

you've be looking in the sand

wearing shades and baggy pants

with a camera in your hand



you're a pervert a pervert

you think you're a ladies man

you're a pervert a pervert

don't wanna shake your hand



the junior high school car wash

you're always first in line

hey those teenage cheerleaders sure look fine

huh huh mmhum huh hum hum hum



you're a pervert a pervert

moustache and sweaty palms

you're a pervert a pervert

it just goes on and on



it just goes on and on

on and on



you could meet a girl

and that girl could be your wife

and you can have a family

and lead a normal

you could live like the rest

by the golden rule



but you would rather play with yourself out behind the grammar school!



you're a pervert a pervert

you think you're a ladies man

you're a pervert a pervert

don't wanna shake your hand



you're a pervert a pervert

moustache and sweaty palms

you're a pervert a pervert

it just goes on and on