I've got a boner for Christmas



Mend up your stocking hole

Cause this lump ain't made of coal

I've got a boner for Christmas



Cranberry sauce, green beans and muffins

You be the turkey and I'm the stuffing 

I've got a boner for Christmas



Singin' joy to the world!

To each and every girl

To a-all of your girls

O-oooh



Go!



Oooh, oooh, ooooh

Yeah!

Oooh, oooh, ooooh



Hang up your christmas stockin

And let me put my cock in

I've got a boner for Christmas



All year you've been in a rut

This time let's do it in the butt

I've got a boner for Christmas



Singing joy to the world.

Each and every girl.

To a-all of your girls

O-oooh.

I've got a boner

O-oooh

For Christmas