She works all day at the Burger King 

Gettin' greasy for the dollars 

Promoted to fries 

But there's tears in her eyes 

It's not the grease or the pickles that upset her 



California 

Hotel California 

California 

Hotel California 

California 

Hotel California 



You can't stab the beast 



A look of disgust on her pimple-marked face 

No amount of mayonnaise can cover 

She frowns at the kill, charbroilling on the grill 

Singin 

"Death for no reason, death for no reason is murder" 



California 

Hotel California 

California 

Hotel California 

California 

Hotel California 



She can't stand the beast 

She stabs him with her steely knife 

But she just can't kill the beast 



California...