When you turn around baby

I'll be watching you

I can see through you

Maybe then you'll see

That I ain't playing.

I'm to be taken seriously.

You know what I'm saying? .

And so the story goes.



One night when I was shaking

And I definately wasn't faking

I was lost in a trance

Doing my own dance

My girls on my side

Were concentrating on the music playing

And the speakers vibrating

I shut my eyesand the next thing I knew

All I could smell was leather and brute

Imposing on my groovestanding on my side

And licking your lipsand rocking your thighs

I wanted to die laughingat your serious

I've come to save you expression

But I held my breath and said who are you? 



Babymy name is drew

I'm gonna make you my bitch

Maximum tender

Feminine gender

Come on baby it's time to surrender

I'm drew



(so what you gonna go)



I just want to get into you

Hey bitch don't be so uptight

We can make a date through tonight

And then before hell breaks loose

I'll just turn up the juice.



I say:

Hey all you people my name is mr smalls

And some of the girls are saying I am the one with the greatest heart

No matter where I go (gimme a break) no matter who I show

And I'm mr smalls



(is that rightwait now)

I stomped this joint from top to toe

I found nothing but half pint two bit guys

Acting out the partswho might have been charming

Some are in a movie being batman and robin

It's not the way you lookcause you ain't half bad

It's the way you act that makes me sad

You know you think you're finger licking and that's the problem

Looking rightin the mirror ain't gonna solve it

Thats something special deep inside

Called heart and soul might give you style

All that time you sent looking at yourself

You're so transparent

It makes me sick



Baby you said I'm vain

But I've got so much to gain

For instance if I had you

Here's what I would do

Dine you by candlelight

Hold you baby all through the night

And the love that I give to you

Will be cooking like your mama's stew



I say:

Hey all you people

(sorry? )

My name is mr. smalls

(I didn't hear that!)

And some of the girls are saying

I am the one with the greatest heart

(the greatest what? )

Everywhere I gono matter who show

(don't try me)

I'm mr. smalls



Give me some more



I ain't impressed

I ain't getting undressed just yet

I'm saving my personal stash

For a male who can handle me with care

I don't beat around the bush

Cruise a littlewicked and slow

I can't take none of that degenerate stuff

A little discretion can melt me like butter

And I'll give you sweet love

'til you cry to your mother

We can wear out the backbone in my couch

You care where I amwhat I'm about

I'm not about to changemore or less

I know what's morally right for me

There are certain conditions you see



Hey all you people

My name is mr. smalls

And some of the girls are saying I'm the one with the greatest heart

Everywhere I go

No matter who I show

And I'm mr. smalls



Hey all you people

My name is mr. smalls

And some of the girls are saying I'm the one with the greatest heart

Everywhere I go

No matter who I show

And I'm mr. smalls



(I've heard everything this is tops)



Hey drew why is it you got to treat ladies like they were hanging off a meat hookthat's you problem man? 

My problemmy problem is you got an attitude!

Yeah and you know what you leave us with...

What? 

...feminine itch

Ah that's cool! I can dig thatyou're a bitch baby!

I ain't gonna be your bitch!

You what? ? ? 

I'm finished with you drew!

Ah come on baby...

Forget it you're tired!

If you want to call your mama you can use my car phone!

Yeahyour car phoneI'll phone australia... I'll phone panama... I'm the phone way down in mississippi

That's coolI'll pay the rent! next week now babywe can do this likebrutis...

I'm going on my ownsee you later honeylatermuch much much much much much later.

? ? ? [well I might give you a ring]



Where you from gilly g

Birmingham

Aaah! well that's all right then

Let's be friendshow many of us have themlet's be friends