Darling, there’s something that I gotta say, oh my darling. 
A thought has come my way today. 
See darling, there’s seven billion people in the world. 
So darling, the thought you’d be the one for me, my darling, my one and only destiny, see darling, you must admit, that sounds a bit absurd. 
There could be someone who’s awaiting for me in Japan or in Germany. 
The thought I would be yours exclusively is really rather scaring me. 
I love you, but I google other people. 
I love you, but I google every handsome boy I see. 
I love you, but I’m restless, and it’s time for me to test us, so I google every possibility. 
I love you, but I google other people constantly. 
Darling. It’s just that we are still so young, my darling, and a human life is kinda long. 
See darling, we still have more than forty years to go. 
So darling, you really think it is a good idea, my darling, to spend all of your life with me, see darling, when there’s still so many people you don’t know? 
So I hope that you do forgive me if I make a small comparative study. 
’Cause the idea of virtual adultery is so easy with modern-day technology. 
I love you, but I google other people. 
I love you, but I google them and friend-request them too. 
I love you, but it’s true: there’s more to life than is to you. 
So I google till I know what I should do. 
I love you, but I wouldn’t yet propose if I were you.