I try to be a person
Responsible and good
A beacon of morality throughout my neighbourhood
So show embarrassment 
Has got the best of me
I think I think too much about what people think of me 
But sometimes I just loose it
Sometimes I have to do something incredibly stupid
Oh I'm afraid I was very drunk again last night
I'm afraid I did several things that were not too bright
For everybody to be seen
I kissed a guy of seventeen
I mean, tat's illegal, right?
Oh I'm afraid I was drunk again last night

Then in the midday as I wake
I feel embarrassed as can be
When everything I did slowly comes back to my memory
You might say, wow you had fun
So nothing to feel  sorry for
That's because you haven't found out yet that
I puked on your floor
I'm afraid I was very drunk again last night
I'm afraid I did several things that were not quite allright
When everybody could see me
I peed on public property
Right under the streetlights
Oh I'm afraid I was drunk again last night
Whohoho Alcohol
Oooh Alcohol
I bumped into the wall
Oooh Alcohol
Oooh Alcohol
Right on the ground I fall
Oooh Alcohol
Oooh Alcohol
Oooh Alcohol
Where's my remote control
Oooh Alcohol
Oooh Alcohol
I hope I won't recall 
Oooh Alcohol
Oh I'm afraid I was very drunk again last night
I'm afraid I did several things that were not too bright
From now on I'll behave allright
I’ll be self-disciplined and quiet
Well-mannered, gracious and polite.
And forget that I was drunk again last night
Somebody dig me a hole where I can hide