Wasted!

Beer number 1 I'm at the show tonight,

I'm hangin out with Zombie crew,

armed with cash and my fake I.D.

Standing in line must buy beer number 2.



After beer number 3 all the girls look so hot,

I try to makeout with some chick in the parking lot

Beer number 4, 5, 6 and 7, 

Now I'm wasted, feels like I've gone to heaven.



I'm goin' to hell, 

And the devil gives a fuck,

Bloody knees and broken elbow, 

That's when I know that I am struck, by a wreckin ball. 



Beer number 8 my favorite band is on,

I bought a t-shirt I want them to sign,

Diving into the pit on the dance floor,

While I'm finishing beer number 9.



After beer number 10 now it's time to go,

My friend says "Don't take the car.",

I say "Whatever bro."

Beer 11, and 12, of course I can drive,

Beer 13 was the last thing I did alive!



I'm goin' to hell, 

And the devil gives a fuck,

Bloody knees and broken neck,

That's when I know that I am struck, by a wreckin ball.