And the tune can be sung and the words all rhyme
 Deedle-ee deet deet deet deet deet deet deet dee dee

 Though it don't say much and it won't offend
 If you sing it in school then they're liable to send you home
 Never knowing what you're showin'
 Think you're growin' your own tea
 Good lord!

 Drop your shrink and stop your drinkin'
 Crunchy granola's neat
 Sing it out
 Alright
 Da da da da
 Da da da da da
 Dee dee dee dum

 I know a man was outta touch
 And he'd hide in a house and he didn't say much
 Deedle-ee deet deet deet deet deet deet deet dee doo

 And like a man with a tiger outside his gate
 Not only couldn't relax but he couldn't relate
 Now he can
 Family man
 Tried my brand
 Dig

 Drop your shrink and stop your drinkin'
 Crunchy granola's neat
 Sing it out
 Alright
 Da da da da
 Da da da da da
 Dee dee dee do
 Deedle-ee dum dum
 I'll have a double, please