I am a man, a man with four fingers
A man with four fingers on my hand
I am a man, a man with four fingers
But that doesn't coun't my thumb.

I am a man, a man with three fingers
A man with three fingers on my hand
I am a man, a man with three fingers
But that doesn't count my index finger or my thumb.

I am a man, a man with two fingers
A man with two fingers on my hand
I am a man, a man with two fingers
But that doesn't count my middle finger, my index finger, or my thumb.

I am a man, a man with one finger
A man with one finger on my hand
I am a man, a man with one finger
But that doesn't count my ring finger, my middle finger, my index finger,
	or my thumb.

(whistling solo)

I am a man, a man with no fingers
A man with no fingers on my hand
I am a man, a man with no fingers
But that doesn't count my pinky or my ring finger, my middle finger,
	my index finger, or my thumb