Remember when you ran away

And I got on my knees and begged you

Not to leave because I'd go beserk?

WELL,



You left me anyhow and

Then the days got worse and worse

And now you see I've gone completely

out of my mind



AND



(chorus 1):

They're coming to take me away,

Haha, they're coming to take me away,

Ho ho, hee hee, ha ha,

To the funny farm

Where life is beautiful all the time

And I'll be happy to see

Those nice young men

In their clean white coats

And they're coming to take me AWAY,

HA HAAAA



You thought it was a joke,

and so you LAUGHED, YOU LAUGHED!

When I had said that losing you

Would make me flip my lid,



RIGHT?



You know you laughed.

I HEARD you laugh, you laughed

And laughed and laughed

And then you left,

But now you know I'm utterly mad



AND



(chorus 2):

They're coming to take me away,

Haha, they're coming to take me away,

Ho ho, hee hee, ha ha,

To the happy home with trees and flowers

And chirping birds and basket weavers

Who sit and smile and

Twiddle their thumbs and toes

And they're coming to take me away,

HAHAAAAAAAAA



I cooked your food,

I cleaned your house,

And this is how you pay me back

For all my kind unselfish loving deeds



HUH?



Well, you just wait,

They'll find you yet,

And when they do, they'll put you in

the ASPCA, you mangy MUTT,



AND



(chorus 1)

(chorus 2)

(chorus 1 trailing into mumbles in the distance)