We are more true than true, forged by the gods of metal

to fight the battle ,against poser synth-pop-metal


our Metal is so strong 'cos ourdick is so long

our Metal is so strong 'cos ourdick is so long


but your dick is short ,summon the defenders of the true

with their mighty viagra-storm ,so your dick will be long 

and metal will be more strong!


Now we are together, an army of meat spikes

we march to the next battle

with more power than the fart of a mammoth

but goddam we get some more viagra ,to power our long dicks/ but the blood is running out 

so the dick is now short


our girls are gone with some gothic gay guy

his gay synth songs took away them all

now we are all gay but halford is with us

so we are still true!


our Metal is so strong 'cos our dick is so long

our Metal is so strong 'cos our dick is so long