So I said to this big swarthy looking guy, 
"Man, I never tried to steal your woman. 
Because of your bigness, 
it would never have entered my mind. 
Look, so there's no hard feelings, 
why don't I buy you a malt liquor, 
or some lottery tickets. Say what? 
No, I don't want to step outside" a-hyuck hyuck hyuck...

"No, I didn't call you assface, 
you must have misunderstood me. [????] No way, dude!" 
So now this guy's ready to really kick my ass, right?. 
I'm outta there. I find this guy's car, 
I whip out my pocketknife and totally trash his vinyl. 
You shoulda seen it.