V-Town, brother check it out, I'm by the dope town

Dick in hand, you shoulda had your toke down

A little city, chillin in the North Bay

Needless to say, my boyz don't play fool

Yo que sabo, you know how the songs goes?

In the back, sippin purple chongos

Don't look for trouble but it always seems to find us, forty

Gripin panties, sippin, and the seats are right behind us

Quick left, one blow, K.O.

Hit the road to the next episode

In the saga of a few fellows

Oh what the hell, I guess I better tell ya

It's Friday night, I got a brand new kick on

For me to get bent on

Hit the country of the picked up ML

Eighty West, back to the hotel

At the tele, bones is doing butt work

Johnny Ziti had his hand up her miniskirt

The late in the corner started to flirt

And I knew that when she saw me baby doll was gonna jaw me

Set for the night so I took her to my ride

Grab my Mickey's and my boda and I met her outside

Who-ride, I'd like to do this honey to the triple gold Z's

Acid in my bottle, so I gotta get some more

Put the pedal to the metal back to the liquor store

Cause you know what I mean when I'm feelin kinda funky

A sick honky, straight going donkey

Money in my sock, jimmy in my glove

Layin in the livin, cause I'm about to make good love

And burn rubber up the block

Back to the tele, I gotta get some new cock

Ah naw, could it be?

I just got a page an' a broad wanna do me

Hooked it up, told her meet me at the hotel

She had a friend with her so I called TL

Smooth me up, Sally wanted me dicked

And Monty licked, so try an' make it real quick

Ah yeah, I jumped in the F-train

But wait a minute, we gotta hit the store main

I got to get some gum and some Tic-Tac's

Two tall cans and a packet of Blackjack

We got the goods, now we're headed for the hoe down

There goes the tele, so fella won't you slow down

Park the ride in front like a sick one

Just in case, we gotta bust a quick one

Lock the load into eighteen

But law low cause I really don't wanna be seen

Is this the one?  Aw yeah, that's the right one

I got the black bod and you got the white one

So hit the light an', I just might man

Try an' throw this thing all night an'

Get her so strung, that she'll drop some melt

So I can catch turf and hit another hotel