That ever dealt with somebody
 Who be lying, fakin', cheatin', stealin', creepin', B.S.-in'
 I got this thing called the lie detector
 Two teaspoons and they're bound to tell the truth, listen

 You told me that I was your fantasy, yeah
 You said that we would practice monogamy
 So I became a freak under the sheets
 Put his ass to sleep... creeped into the kitchen
 Got the remedy... it's called the lie detector
 Slipped it in his drink... brought it to his bedside
 And said, "take a sip of this and don't think"

 You won't believe what happened when he sipped the lie detector
 Looked into his eyes, asked him "where you been?"
 He said, "it's no surprise 'cause I've been with my x-girl"
 "Why ain't you tell me the truth?"
 He said, "you don't wanna hear the truth"...
 Sometimes I wish I never gave him a detector
 I thought he loved me but he loved her
 So I'm kinda glad he took the lie detector
 Now I know the truth, so you can get the boot

 Man, God of to, God of to, God of to go
 Come and tie up you, tie up you, tie up you tongue
 Else, head ago, head ago, head ago roll
 When she finds out you and her friend lie down

 She told you, "baby let's get married"
 "I'll always be faithful so let's spend eternity"
 So he became a freak under the sheets
 Put her ass to sleep... creeped into the kitchen
 Got the remedy... it's called the lie detector
 Slipped it in her drink... brought it to her bedside
 and said, "take a sip of this and don't think"

 You won't believe what happened when he gave her the lie detector.
 Looked at the pager number said "who's code 69?"
 She said, "don't be surprised 'cause 69's your best friend"
 He looked and swallowed his pride frontin' like tough guys don't cry
 Sometimes he wish he never gave her a detector
 Thought that she loved him... but she loved his best friend
 But now he's kinda glad she took the lie detector
 Found out the truth, so he gave her the boot

 Look at all the women in the country
 It ain't my fault if the girls, them want to love me
 True me make out of heat
 Why the girls them want to look at me
 True, me the girls them sugar
 The girls them want to taste me
 Anyway, my life is sweet, my girl is neat
 But out on the street the girls are dropping at my feet
 Well my point of view, the way I see it
 Without defeat, love your girl, don't cheat

 If you got any type of suspicion
 Baby, it's all up to your expectations
 Make sure that it's real communication
 The love I have for you is stronger than the foundation
 Don't wanna find yourself askin', "how did this happen?"
 My heart is closed, my love is not open
 Friday the 13th, went to the movies
 Baby love me up and get grooving, grooving

 You won't believe what happened when he sipped the lie detector
 Looked into his eyes, asked him "where you been?"
 He said, "it's no surprise 'cause I've been with my x-girl"
 "Why ain't you tell me the truth?"
 He said, "you don't wanna hear the truth"...
 Sometimes I wish I never gave him a detector
 I thought he loved me but he loved her
 So I'm kinda glad he took the lie detector
 Now I know the truth, so you can get the boot

 You won't believe what happened when he gave her the lie detector.
 Looked at the pager number said "who's code 69?"
 She said, "don't be surprised 'cause 69's your best friend"
 He looked and swallowed his pride frontin' like tough guys don't cry
 Sometimes he wish he never gave her a detector
 Thought that she loved him... but she loved his best friend
 But now he's kinda glad she took the lie detector
 Found out the truth, so he gave her the boot

 God of to, God of to, God of to go
 Tie up you, tie up you, tie up you tongue
 Head ago, head ago, head ago roll
 When she finds out you and her friend lie down
 God of to, God of to, God of to go
 Tie up you, tie up you, tie up you tongue
 Head ago, head ago, head ago roll
 When she finds out you and her friend lie down