Life
It ain't when you get your first kiss
Or when you throw your first diss
Life's just life
And it sucks
[Oh ya, life's just life]
Life
Is when you're beating up your mom
Picking on her for  her multicolored thongs
And shooting her in the ass
Life
Ain't when you graduate high school
And raise a farm with mules
Life's just life
And it sucks
[Oh ya, life's just life]
I love
To eat
My mom
[Oh yeah]
I love to go to prom
[Oh yeah]
I just love to take big shits
[Oh yeah]
And make poopies in my mom's oven mitts
[Oh yeah]
Lifes just life