Take a look and you will see
The effect that you have on me
It's a bitch of a tragedy

It's so unbelievable

Desire so intense
Don't care about the expense
Don't put out? That don't make sense.

It's so unbelievable

It's been so long
Blue balls wrong
I need to get...

All I feel is discomfort
Can't describe how much it hurts
I just hope that this porno works

It's so unbelievable

Worse than waitin' to get paid
My ass needs to get laid
Cuz you know that would make my day

It's so unbelievable

It's been so long
Blue balls wrong
I need to get...

LAID!

Offensive, defensive
Yet so apprehensive
The gratification
Of being submissive

Take a look and you will see
Frustration getting to me
I'm beggin' but you disagree

It's so unbelievable

I'm begging for a peace of mind
But it looks like you've won this time
Suppose I'ma lose my mind

It's so unbelievable

It's been so long
Blue balls wrong
I need to get...

LAID!

GO! Shut the fuck up and just go!