I've always had a dream

I'd like to meet the Queen

I'd like to punch her in the face

Yeah, that would make me laugh



I'd love to kick her in the face

And then I'd make a picture of it

In lovely Ekta chrome

And then I'd give it to the Prince



I hate the bloody Queen

She makes me go to school

I hate the bloody Queen

And all her bloody rules



I'd like to drown the Queen

Off the coast of Argentine

Throw her off a battle ship

With her Faulklands war machine



She taxes me to death

I can't afford me dope

I'd like to get her high

Yeah, that would make me laugh

Ha, ha, ha, ha



I hate the bloody Queen

She makes me go to school

I hate the bloody Queen

And all her bloody rules



I hate the bloody Queen

I hate the bloody Queen

I hate the bloody Queen

I hate the bloody Queen



I feel sorry for you Lady Di

Having a mother-in-law like that