Turn it on!
Turn it on!
Turn it on!

Turn it on,
Turn it on,
Turn it on,
Turn it o-oh-oh-on,
And tune me out.
Turn it on,
Turn it on,
Turn it on,
Turn it o-oh-oh-on,
And tune me out.

Turn it on,
Turn it on,
Turn it on,
Turn it o-oh-oh-on,
And tune me out.
Turn it on,
Turn it on,
Turn it on,
Turn it o-oh-oh-on,
And tune me out.

It's so romantic,
You and me,
And your TV.
We made dinner with candles,
Bagels and lox,
And we watched 'Cops'.

I think I forgot
What your eyes look like
When they're not reflecting
90210-oh-oh-oh!

Turn it on,
Turn it on,
Turn it on,
Turn it o-oh-oh-on,
And tune me out.
Turn it on,
Turn it on,
Turn it on,
Turn it o-oh-oh-on,
And tune me out.
Turn it on,
Turn it on,
Turn it on,
Turn it o-oh-oh-on,
And tune me out.
Turn it on,
Turn it on,
Turn it on,
Turn it o-oh-oh-on,
And TUNE ME OUT!!!

Turn it on!
Turn it on!
Turn it on!

Turn it on,
And tune me out,
You don't need intimacy.
Turn it on,
And tune me out,
You've got big screen TV.

We sat hand in hand,
I watched you watch your TV.
You fell asleep to 'Baywatch',
Mitch saved babes
As I watched the clock.

Wonder are you dreaming,
Should I keep believing?
Do I mean more to you than,
So much more to you than Magnum?

Turn it on,
Turn it on,
Turn it on,
Turn it o-oh-oh-on,
And tune me out.
Turn it on,
Turn it on,
Turn it on,
Turn it o-oh-oh-on,
And tune me out.
Turn it on,
Turn it on,
Turn it on,
Turn it o-oh-oh-on,
And tune me out.
Turn it on,
Turn it on,
Turn it on,
Turn it o-oh-oh-on,
And TUNE ME OUT!!!

Turn it on!
Turn it on!
Turn it on!