Hey, Johnny Dumbjokes!
Your jokes ain't funny.
Hey, Johnny Dumbjokes!
Just go away!
Hey, Johnny Dumbjokes!
Your jokes ain't funny.
Hey, Johnny Dumbjokes!

Pour this beer on your head.
Am I doing wrong?
God, I wish you were dead!
Am I doing wrong?
Make fun of the gap in your teeth.
But am I doing wrong?
Cut you up, cut you down.

Hey, Johnny Dumbjokes!
Your jokes ain't funny.
Hey, Johnny Dumbjokes!
Just go away!
Hey, Johnny Dumbjokes!
Your jokes ain't funny.
Hey, Johnny Dumbjokes!

Pour this beer on your head.
Am I doing wrong?
Push your mom off a bridge.
Am I doing wrong?
Lock you up in the fridge!
But am I doing wrong?
Cut you up, cut you doowwwnnn....

...down, down, down!
To where the grass won't grow,
The fish won't swim,
The bird's won't go.
Down, down, down,
Where there's no one else around,
Gonna gut you like a carp,
With my tongue so sharp,
Gonna make you feel naked
Like Asian Man Mike Park.

Mike Park,
Mike,
Park.
Mike,
Park.
Mike,
Park.
Mike,
Park.
Mike,
Pow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ark!

YEAH!

I refuse to tell dumb jokes,
I won't.
I refuse to tell dumb jokes,
I won't. (always jokin' around!)
I refuse to tell dumb jokes,
I won't. (always jokin' around!) (jokes! jokes! jokes!)

YEAH!

WHOOOA!!!!

Hey, Johnny Dumbjokes!
Your jokes ain't funny.
Hey, Johnny Dumbjokes!
Just go away!
Hey, Johnny Dumbjokes!
Your jokes ain't funny!
Hey, Johnny Dumbjokes!
JOHNNY NO FRIENDS!!!!!