Mr. Vegas Rap
Mr. Vegas Rap - Worst Rapper Alive lyrics
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[Stanza 1] Yo imma tell you something bout me I'm 16 and don't live in the west or the south east All this constant hatred but I finally had found peace With a great group sippin grey goose on my couch see I've been bullied my whole life But don't have the full right To go and just pull knives When I get in a school fight? Cool right? So now I fight via words And it might be absurd But mike you a herb You a dike you a bird I'm the type you prefer So you like to observe Your just like your fag friend james bertini Who claims I wouldn't fight him but he never came to see me Cause jon kraus got involved and he got scared he'd get his eyes split But that was 2012, so lets get back to my shit I always was a quiet kid I obsessed over these cars and I never knew just why I did But reagardless at like 9 I started to write rhymes Recorded at night time And fought at a white line That line that I crossed often I'd cough and I'd start barfin Got lost in a dark coffin I'm barkin and Arks narcing Fell off of the train tracks Then often I came back To start from the same path But damnit I'm still standin And spammin em Fill cannons with antonyms Pills stamina and the drums How come I put out a song and people laugh at it? Cuz I'm into rappin quick And I don't spit no mid-gone happy shit? What the fucks with that? I'm never looking back saying fuck my past And everybodys bloody lips they can touch my ass And yo to the kids who said I can't write cuz I'm white from a rich town Sit down You don't wanna fuck with this now I'll punch you in your fucking face but I don't got no fists out Bitch pow [Verse:] You think this a fake? Devins whole image? Remebering the day at my 7th ball scrimmage When I took the kids helmet, beat him with it Cuz he stole my seltzer and cheetos wit it? Either way I don't needa say satan 23 a day Just for me to play damn B it can't be an ambian Hanvy'll hand me a xany and You can feel the ambiance when we in This corner with a man who pissed on her And a venomous daughter Caught up wit her wrists sawed off Sort of like a slaghter house But First off I'm not a human body I'm the worst thoughts jerked off from illuminati Cursed soft, burped broth at the woman with her purse lost yappin "you just shot me" Judas got me thinkin that I'd work off a new bugatti Dude he brought me just the coolest jewish posse Fucking rude and cocky There is nothin you can do to stop me Heard I keep it rollin like a movie? True, we choose to ride Everything I do I keep it movin like it's do or die Fuck with me? You suckas see ya suicide In chucky cheese, you nothing b in judas eyes Girls gimme nothing butt head so I'm tryna find beavis And I've got enough bread to feed an unborn fetus Most you pussys probably heard of vegas All around the world I'm faced wit murder cases I'm a hot demon if you fuck wit me you'll meet a beast and I don't stop beefin till I leave em needin breathin treatments Went to indonisia for a weekend started speakin manderese and man Teresas hands are freezin Man I needa plan to leave her And a reason dammnit Manic get another rubber mother fucker Make you suffer with a muffler I don't trust your cuz for nothin (nothin) Nothin gonna stop for satan If they fuck with Josh or Jake then I'll be taking shots to save em Wait there's fuckin 5 more People that I'd die for Ali, Dutchie, Mike and Derek Shit that's only like 4 and I don't wanna write more Yes I'm fucking white, whore You pull up in a white ford I pull up in a benz (werd) Sip the burbon, hit the curb an Then swerve Hundred fifty songs and you ain't never heard the n word Cause ima fucking caucasian Better get ya balls, save em Cause you know that I'll break em Bakin bacon in a cake And I been waiting patient For the day that arks facing Vegas with his narc face and Wait I'm just disturbin the peace wit The words that I speak shit Hop up off my shit cause you worthless to me kid Still searchin for the fuckin purpose you breathe bitch Rot in peices 'neath the fuckin earth in the streets uh Truth is I was first To write a verse and emerge Out the fucking ground and now my town Just drowns me out I'm caged and days I raise the blades- The razor blades that Spade has saved To rape the face of hatred wait Juts incase your brain is worms I'll say again in laymens terms Save it bitch Your just a atheist who making shit with asian kids Ooh my screws are loose But deuce and truth Have showed me how to do the do And now I'm only true to who? Me and dude we fight with fists and knifes It's stupid shit you risk your life And just to frickin diss some guy This is why I'm pissed at god For givin me this gift I got And Mark is actin tough Cause he got Ray to back him up And they can say a bach of stuff But I got so much shit against em And he knows it is offensive I ain't under no hypnosis bro your flow is so repulsive so Just like my dude I'm boutta blow And this is fucking how I show All of you I don't like I really hope you all die And now I wanna brawl, why? So I can run up in that bitch with 6 inch fuckin tall knives And start stabbing people in the moment I don't know who I hate the fucking whole school Espesscially you Doo Stacks Think that you a cool cat All you is a rude fag (true that) Vegas why is drew mad? Drew I know your mad your the baby that your momma dropped Used to loved me now you hate me? Fuck your drama stop Saying I'm obsessed with eminem you on his c*** And don't even lie you ride deuce fuckin just as hard I bet you crop their fuckin pictures on your christmas card So disregard everything he said Cuz if you really want the static faggot bring the feds uh I had been waiting paitent Till the day I made that statement And I remembered what deuce and the crew said about the Vegas Nation They told me it was great and (Deuce) And they ain't gonna expect it. You know what I'm saying? They ain't gonna expect it when it hits them... [Verse 2:] Fuck the venom then I'm fucking back with a vengence Packin a ten inch blade And I came with a henchman Intended to smack the attendents Of this whack school And this screwed up stupid superintendent What did I mention That none of them got fucking suspension Or stuck in detention? And I got expelled just because of a sentence? So suck it I'm benching nothing I aintt in the position bitch to be fucking lifting shit Maybe cause nothing I'm my life done ever worked out Skirts down Imma fuck you all raw So lets see who hurts now Imma be the worst-wow wait I fucked up the beat. Fuck fuck fuck... (Young Dutchie) Cause young dutchie and vegas that's the recipe (2Pac) Before I leave make sure everybody heard Know I meant every motherfucking word [Verse 3:] All the freakin beef I eat you'd think I'd have a heart attack And all this Lil Wayne talk, I call that shit the Carter Yak And yall just gotta work it out, but I ain't want no part of that I have a different mind set than any other artist has Always first never second I'm protecting My spot in this game I got ssp, yes it be a deff win Now with Flexx Kid in my section Make your motherfucking head spin Hit you with a zeppelin Cause it's God we trust I'll run up in the bronx yelling yb's up! Yo that is really all that I've got to say Yo we are not the same Cause when the cops had came Yall was actin like a rabbit and just hopped away If I can hit em with my spit then you can cop the flames Word capture the fire But I'm still the motherfuckin worst rapper alive... Right?... [Stanza 2] But "hes not a rapper oh no he fucking can't be" People just don't understand me I ain't all about calling out and dissing, but I stick up for my family, my crew and my self Hell, I know I ain't no damn G But I know that I can choke you till you can't breathe Times I just don't understand fully the fact That I was bullied for rap when I'm a poet at heart But then, I know it can start again I feel it in my veins every time that I spark the pen But I can't make you feel the pain I had Nor can I fuckin change the past But listen man I'm telling you If you went through what I went through I swear you'd be just like this too... (Deuce) Hahaha you know you love this shit...