Show's he has good lungs
Throw him under water
And make him grow gills and fins
As you watch him swim away

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He's got big feet, big ears, and big hands
You know what they say
As you see his father grin
Thinking of his yesterdays
Waterdog, waterdog, yeah
Waterdog, waterdog, yeah

Don't buy him no leggos
Don't get him no hot wheels
Swimmin' underwater is where he gets his thrills
And his dolphin-like skills

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Listen to him scream
Show's he has good lungs
Throw him under water
And make him grow gills and fins
As you watch him swim away

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