Well, Ali Baba had them forty thieves

Scheherazade had a thousand tales

But, mister you're in luck 'cause up your sleeves

You got a brand of magic never fails

You got some power in your corner now

Some heavy ammunition in your camp

You got some punch, pizazz, yahoo and how

See, all you gotta do is rub that lamp

And I'll say, Mister Aladdin, sir

What will your pleasure be?

Let me take your order, jot it down,

You ain't never had a friend like me, no no no



Life is your restaurant and I'm you maitre d'

C'mon whisper what it is you want

You ain't never had a friend like me

Yes sir, we pride ourselves on service

You're the boss, the king, the shah

Say what you wish, it's yours

True dish, how 'bout a little more baklava?

Have some of column "A"

Try all of column "B"

I'm in the mood to help you, dude

You ain't never had a friend like me



Wa-ah-ah, oh my

Wa-ah-ah, No no

Wah-ah-ah, na na na



Can your friends do this?

Can your friends do that

Can your friends pull this out of their little hat?

Can your friends go poof!

(spoken) Well, looky here

Can your friends go abracadabra

Let 'er rip and then make the sucker disappear?



So doncha sit there slack jawed, buggy eyed

I'm here to answer all your midday prayers

You got me bonafide certified

you got a genie for your chargÃÆ'© d'affaires

I got a powerful urge to help you out

So whatcha wish I really want to know

You got a list that's three miles long, no doubt

Well, all you gotta do is rub like so, and oh

Mister Aladdin, sir, have a wish or two or three

I'm on the job, you big nabob



You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend

You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend

You ain't never had a friend like me

Wa-ah-ah, wa-ah-ah

You ain't never had a friend like me. Ha!