If I get emotional, slap me 

If sentimental hour, comes creepin' up the alley 

And tears would roll down from my eyes 

The reason why it happens sometimes 

Is not emotional 

Not emotional



If I get hysterical, slap me 

If I start breaking in doors 

Or smashing in windows 

There's one thing I want you to know 

The reason why I'm doing so 

Is not emotional 

Not emotional 

Not emotional



Yesterday I drove by, I don't know why 

I saw you in the hall 

Kissing a tall guy 

The music is loud in my car 

The reasons why I came here are 

Not emotional 

Not emotional 

Not emotional 

Not emotional



If I start to shiver if I start to fall 

If I kneel, if I crawl 

If I get nowhere nowhere at all 

Wouldn't that be typical 

If I beg for a miracle 

If I start to shiver or start to fall 

It's not emotional 

Not emotional 

Not emotional



If I get too curious, slap me 

If I nose in your affairs 

Or open your letters 

There's one thing that I want you to know 

The reason why I'm doing so 

Is not emotional 

Not emotional 

Not emotional 

Not emotional



I drove by 

Not emotional 

Not emotional 

Not emotional