it was just a couple of summers ago

annie met gary

they moved to eachother

so in love



the future was their canvass

and life was their paint



but annie, she wanted gary to wait to do it

until their wedding day

gary said, "ok annie. that's alright I can wait."

"But let's get married right away"



soon enough that wedding day rolled around

and it was a very beautiful wedding

you know the kind



after the wedding everybody went back to a big reception 

at annie's mother's house

and it was a great party

there was a band, there was food

there was so much love in the air



and annie

annie grabbed a bottle of champagne

she grabbed gary by the hand and they snuck away

from the party

they went downstairs

down to the laundry room

down int he basement

down to the laundry room



soon they were rolling around in the laundry

down in the laundry room

rolling around rolling around  

rolling around rolling around



then gary

hit his head on the dryer

he hit it pretty hard

in fact

gary is dead

oh, gary's dead! oh!



if she hadn't waited, then they couldn't say it

a virgin bride is a virgin widow today

if she hadn't waited, then they couldn't say it

a virgin bride is a virgin widow today