Sharks patrol these waters

Sharks patrol these waters

Don't let your fingers dangle in the water

And don't you worry about the day glow orange life preserver

It won't save you

It won't save you

Swim for the shores just as fast as your able

Swim like a mother fucker, swim!

Fast as that seen ships to now

The ever glorious now the ever present now

Drenched in flower and deep-fat-fried

And cooled on paper towels and then devoured

You know, I spent 15 years in a life raft

15 years in a life raft and now I got something to say

Stay in your life boats people,

Stay in your life boats people.

It's murder out there murder out there

Sharks patrol these waters

Sharks patrol these waters, hey!

Don't you worry about the dayglow orange life preserver

It won't save you

It won't save you

Swim for the shores just as fast as your able, swim!