Well it was '94 when i dug you up

And like the time before,

It was just bad luck

I should have knocked you out

With an upper cut

But you smothered me shut



What is with me,

And these needy folk?

As it starts out fun,

Soon becomes a joke

Before we got a laugh

We were up in smoke

It's rich going for broke

It's rich going for broke



The people carrier

Takes care of our soul

Our safety barrier

Won't let us fall



When you hit the drink,

You're a different character

And it all comes down in a twiseted mess

When you're holding court

You're a big end barrister

Desperate to impress



I see you open up

On a rare occasion

You've been dead so long

That you decompose

And you come on strong

Like a pitch invasion

And the following day the case is closed

And the following day the case is closed



The people carrier

Gets us from a to b

We're so much happier

Now we can see



I nearly broke my back

Trying to bring you happiness

I was way off track

Some crazy whore

Then i collapse

In a shabby mess

Fresh grounds for divorce

Fresh grounds for divorce



The people carrier

On top of it all

Over the safety barrier

And then we fall



A people carrier

On top of it all

Over safety barrier

And then we fall