He's got a number, he's got some kind of credit card
One point five children, one and a quarter motorcar
And he's not happy but not unhappy either, no Sir
Cause he's so ordinary
He was so ordinary
He's more like us then you and I and I like the guy
Cause he's so ordinary
He was so ordinary
Strictly statistically
He was the average, the point where we're all balancing
One day he found out, that's when they had to take him in
And he's not happy but not unhappy either, no Sir
Cause he's so ordinary
He was so ordinary
He's more like us then you and I and I like the guy
Cause he's so ordinary
He was so ordinary
Strictly statistically