Go ahead and arrest me

And send me straight to hell

Tell the sheriff come get me

Go ahead and arrest me

And send me straight to hell

Tell the sheriff come get me

And take my ass to jail

Yeah, I've been drinking on this bar stool

Now all my money's gone

So go ahead and arrest me

And take my drunk ass home



No, I never thought

I'd be sitting right here

A Monday morning drinking beer

Yeah, I've always been a hard working man

Providing for my family

Do the best I can

Yeah, I know that times are tough for us all

Hell, pour me a drink

Pour me a drink of alcohol

No, I never thought

I'd walk into work

Early this morning

And get treated like dirt

I've been busting my ass

For fifteen years

What's a man got to do

To get respect around here

Called in by the boss-man

He laid me off

Hell, I need a drink

(Pour me a drink)

Better make it strong



Go ahead and arrest me

And send me straight to hell

Tell the sheriff come get me

And take my ass to jail

Yeah, I've been drinking on this bar stool

Now all my money's gone

So go ahead and arrest me

And take my drunk ass home

(Here we go again)



Two hours on my shift

But it's way too long

So I just clocked out

Told the boss I'm gone

Hit the dirtiest bar

Because they pour em so strong

The only thing I do right

Is doing wrong

Don't try to cut me off

Before I pay my tab

Cause I drink too much

But they can kiss my ass

Grab a pool stick quick

If I get in some shit

Tell the bouncer come get me

And I'll bust his lip

So I blew a point two

From the boys in blue

One night in the county

Ain't nothing new

The sheriff got his boys

And they wanted to catch me

Call that old bitch up

Tell them come and arrest me

I start running

And they start chasing

Face down in dirt

Wearing matching bracelets

Now I'm off to the can

For a free night stay

Eat my breakfast in the morning

And I'm on my way



Go ahead and arrest me

And send me straight to hell

Tell the sheriff come get me

And take my ass to jail

Yeah, I've been drinking on this bar stool

Now all my money's gone

So go ahead and arrest me

And take my drunk ass home

(Lemme hear some guitar)



Go ahead and arrest me

And send me straight to hell

Tell the sheriff come get me

And take my ass to jail

Yeah, I've been drinking on this bar stool

Now all my money's gone

So go ahead and arrest me

And take my drunk ass home