I sleep all night and I work all day.

  Chorus: He's a lumberjack and he's okay,
	He sleeps all night and he works all day.

	I cut down trees, I eat my lunch,
	I go to the lavatory.
	On Wednesdays I go shopping
 	And have buttered scones for tea.

Mounties: He cuts down trees, he eats his lunch,
	He goes to the lavatory.
	On Wednesdays he goes shopping
	And has buttered scones for tea.

  Chorus: He's a lumberjack and he's okay,
	He sleeps all night and he works all day.

	I cut down trees, I skip and jump,
	I like to press wild flowers.
	I put on women's clothing,
	And hang around in bars.

Mounties: He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps,
	He likes to press wild flowers.
	He puts on women's clothing,
	And hangs around in bars.

  Chorus: He's a lumberjack and he's okay,
	He sleeps all night and he works all day.

	I cut down trees, I wear high heels,
	Suspendies and a bra.
	I wish I'd been a girlie,
	Just like my dear pappa.

Mounties: He cuts down trees, he wears high heels?
	Suspendies...and a bra?

	...he's a lumberjack and he's okay,
	He sleeps all night and he works all day.

	...he's a lumberjack and he's OKAAAAAAAAAAYYY.
	He sleeps all night and he works all day