Up, up up your premium

up up up your premium

up up up your premium

up up up your premium



Scribble away and balance the books

Scribble away and balance the books



It's fun to charter an accountant

And sail the wide accountancy

To fin, explore, the funds offshore

And skirt the shoals of bankruptcy



It can be manly in insurance 

We'll up your premium semi-annually

It's all tax-deductible

We're fairly incorruptible

Sailing on the wide accountancy



Sail away!

(song fades out)