Russ and Jimmy
You’re balding and you stutter
That hurts my feelings
Your teeth look like broken tiles
That hurts my feelings
I’m glad you’re out of the family

Jimmy and Russ
You’re a hairless baby
That hurts my feelings
You wear a William Shatner wig
That hurts my feelings
Super slow’s your IQ
I’m gonna beat you up
Okay, point well taking

Russ, Jimmy and Savannah
You think you’re such a black girl
That hurts my feelings
Girl, you know you’re hungry
That hurts my feelings

Russ, Jimmy and Jeff
You’re a human version of Mr. Magoo
That hurts my feelings
You wish you had a gerb patch
That hurts my feelings

Russ, Jimmy and Bubba
You’re a goddamn liar
That hurts my feelings

Jimmy
I can’t do it dude
BUBBA IS NO LONGER MY ENEMY

Bubba
That hurts…