Edward baggott,
Is very, very gay.
He used to play
With himself everyday

Then one day he found the perfect man,
But unfourtunately he was called dan
Dan wasn't gay
But ed still said yay
And did the ymca!

Edward baggott,
Is very, very gay.
He used to play
With himself everyday

When he last saw dan,
He hit his head with a frying pan,
Edward killed him and went down,
To the prison with a gay boy crown.
He loved the prison,
More than his own home,
Because all the men were gay,
It was his heaven!

Edward baggott,
Is very, very gay.
He used to play
With himself everyday