Went on down to the sensory deprivation bank Tried to make a withdrawal Met a guy named Leo or Hank You know I really can't recall Asked him if he could show me that way I'd be mighty obliged He said "I'll show you how to get there, my son But first, you've got to show me how to... FLY!"

 

First you flap your arms like a madman looking pretty mean Then you jump around like a bullfrog on a trampoline Then you take a pair of styrofoam wings and tie 'em up really tight With the wind on the skin of your face, you know you're ready for flight I once knew a guy who bounced all day and jumped tonight By the time the sun came up you know that he was ready for flight

 

Went on back down to the sensory deprivation bank Just to Simonize the dog Found myself crouched in the corner, Finger-lickin' the Scary Chicken We were a million miles away Traveling a million miles an hour It took us three days to get there, my son How many heads has Stanley broken?

 

First you flap your arms like a madman looking pretty mean Then you jump around like a bullfrog on a trampoline Then you take a pair of styrofoam wings and tie 'em up really tight With the wind on the skin of your face, you know you're ready for flight I once knew a guy who bounced all day and jumped tonight By the time the sun came up you know that he was ready for flight