Verse 1
 Come in here, dear boy
 Have a cigar
 You're gonna go far
 You're gonna fly high
 You're never gonna die
 You're gonna make it if you try
 They're gonna love you

 Well I've always had a deep respect
 I mean that most sincerely
 The band is just fantastic
 That is really what I think
 Oh, by the way, which one's Pink?

 Chorus 1
 And did we tell you the name of the game, boy
 We call it riding the Gravy Train

 Verse 2
 We're just knocked out
 Heard about the sell out
 You've gotta get an album out
 You owe it to the people
 We're so happy we can hardly count

 Everybody else is just green,
 Have you seen the chart?
 It's a hell of a start
 It could be made into a monster
 If we all pull together as a team

 Chorus 2
 And did we tell you the name of the game, boy
 We call it riding the Gravy Train