one two three four five

and six beers later I was wild

I said baby 

show me to the bed now



cus I've been sitting here since half past nine

been thinking dirty thoughts about you a thousand times

come on baby

do you feel the same huh?



cus I don't want to end up being

a tragic heartbroken human being



five six seven eight

it's twelve o clock and it's getting late

come on

don't you feel like going home



I'll treat you good if you treat me bad

and I'll give you the best lovin that you've ever had

shut up

and take me by the hand



cus I don't want to end up being

a tragic heartbroken human being



and he said something like this:

sure babe, I'll take you home

but in the morning you'll be on your own again



and I said:

well honey that's ok

and I don't really care if you are straight or gay

as long as

you make my day



cus I've been sitting here since half past nine

been thinking dirty thoughts about you a thousand times

come on 

show me the way



cus I don't want to end up being

a tragic heartbroken human being