If your mind's as cluttered as your kitchen sink

If your heart's as empty as your diesel tank

If all your white t-shirts have stains



If you've got some goods and got some ink

Well then, we should be friends



If you borrow dresses like you borrow time

If you dream all day and drink all night

If you're looking for love but willing to fight

Over men and momma's and Miller Lite

Well then, we should be friends



I don't know you well but I know that look

And I can judge the cover 'cause I read the book

On losing sleep and gaining weight

On pain and shame and crazy trains



If you paint your nails while you cut your loss

If you look at them like you're the boss

If everything your daddy says

Is something you can put stock in

Well then, we should be friends



I don't know you well but I know that look

And I can judge the cover 'cause I wrote the book

On losing sleep and gaining weight

On pain and shame and crazy trains



One, two, three..



If you use alcohol as a sedative

And bless your heart as a negative

If you ride your wild horse like the wind

If what you see is what you get

Well then, oh, we should be friends

(Alright)



Well then, oh, we should be friends

Well then, oh, we can be friends